makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

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theambitiouswoman:

harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

love yourself first. 

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sirl33te:

the real and the photoshopped version on the left.

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im-still-flying:

Badass Women of Avatar

based on this post

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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

—Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.   (via jolinxo)

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gin-and-djinn:

ideal aesthetic

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“The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you cannot move forward.”

Steve MaraboliUnapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via expeditum)

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“I did not intend to get this drunk”

- Me everytime I drink (via smohkes)

clarity-peaceserenity

(via fknshytrusrs)

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becwheat:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

I could watch this forever

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